Jaguar & Mini

A boss at an automobile firm walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zip was down, his sexy secretary walked up to him and asked

Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?”

This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking bit puzzled, when he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him. He finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk he said

When you saw garage door open did you see my JAGUAR parked in there“.

Secretary smiled for a moment and said

No Boss I didn’t. All I saw was a MINI with 2 flat tires”.

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